An Actual Conversation

Today at the doctor's...

Doctor: You've gained a couple pounds over the past few days, that's good. Are you a picky eater?

Me: Somewhat.

Doctor: Are there things you love to eat but that you try not to because you think they are bad for you?

Me: Yeah, like burgers and fries, milkshakes, pizza, chocolate cake...

Doctor: Well as of today, none of that stuff is bad for you. There are no rules. You are now free to eat as much of all that as you want until you get your weight and stamina back up.

Me: Somebody pinch me.

Now who wouldn't want to have a conversation like that with their doctor? Of course it was followed shortly by two needles being stuck in my arm. You gotta pay to play I guess. Time for a snack.